There is something about shaving my husband that is just so freaking wonderful, even though the reason I am doing it is not.

Really.  Of course, he is the single hairiest man I have ever known, lol, and he can grow a full beard in like two days, so…

She is bringing the feminist movement backwards to a place where women dote on their husbands and cook and talk about nails and such.


Poe’s law has to apply here.


You know a trans woman can’t do a damn thing without getting some sort of criticism for it.

Tags: trans




Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

Another fun fact! People used to think that lesbians were of a non-binary gender, because they didn’t believe that women were capable of being assertive enough to make sexual advances!

(Fuente: babycocodill, vía thewomanfromitaly)

Anónimo ha dicho: why the hell would you want to see more of alex in oitnb, she threatened to RAPE someone she's such a gross person…


wait what? when did that happen??

That one time when she threatened to eat out Pennsatucky in her sleep in the middle of the night in the laundry room. That was pretty messed up.

Tags: tw: rape rape


how do snakes have sex

They don’t have any particular mating rituals. The male uses its tongue to detect pheremones, and if he finds a female who’s fertile and ready for mating season, they kinda snake-wrestle as he’s lining it up, which can take hours or days (female snakes do resist the act, but that’s not too uncommon in animals that don’t derive pleasure from sex.) 

Once he’s got one of his hemipenes in, it will usually puff up to keep it inside, at which point the female resistance stops. After about an hour, he finishes and lays the egg inside (all snakes hold the egg inside for a while, although what happens afterwards varies.)

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….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys

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It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples. Isolating muscle stem cells, we grow celebrity meat in our proprietary bioreactors. In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age, and spice our product into fine charcuterie.

waitin’ for the bus in the rain in the rain..

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PROTECT and DEFEND trans women

if you put trans women in danger because you can’t help running your fucking mouth, you are the ENEMY and will be ERADICATED

if you are a cis person who scrolled past this without reblogging because you don’t feel like it’s a necessary message for your other cis friends to see, i want you to know you’ve made it that much harder to trust you

(vía theuppitynegras)




Perfect. I want this.

you cant tell what the fucking keys are

you can if you’re a true pokemon master

Don’t you know how to type without looking at the keyboard?




Perfect. I want this.

you cant tell what the fucking keys are

you can if you’re a true pokemon master

Don’t you know how to type without looking at the keyboard?

(vía chauvinistsushi)





did-u-kno: trans women’s (esp. trans lesbians’) bodies and sexualities are coded as inherently threatening, and this coding is constantly leveraged to justify the perpetration of immense violence, including sexual…

(Fuente: baeddelbutch)

Anónimo ha dicho: So because I identify with the gender I was born with I'm scum?



it’s not the gender you were born with but the gender identity you you designated at birth you transphobic shit

THIS JUST IN: newborn babies automatically choose their identity right out the womb

No, you don’t understand. They’re not saying that infants choose their gender (I’m not sure where you got that?), they’re saying that they’re designated as one gender identity or the other.