Just because I’m gay…

But apparently, it does mean that you’re a white man, and only a white man.

(Fuente: tooyoungtoonmb, vía lgbtlaughs)

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT
pallet-town-julie-brown:

ofunicorndust:

inariazuha:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

I got $200 yay!

I reblogged this yesterday and today I got a check from the state because I overpaid my taxes…

cant hurt

pallet-town-julie-brown:

ofunicorndust:

inariazuha:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

I got $200 yay!

I reblogged this yesterday and today I got a check from the state because I overpaid my taxes…

cant hurt

(vía whatabootsecondbreakfast)

lordetywin:

neoliberalismkills:

lordetywin:

neoliberalismkills:

contrary to popular (read: straight) belief, choosing your gender or sexuality instead of being “born that way” is both possible and valid

How the frick frack can you choose your gender and sexuality?

why…

Yeah, who cares about lived experiences? Your sexuality/gender identity can only be valid if there’s a study published in a peer-reviewed journal about it!

I could have sworn I was bisexual, myself, but I guess those sorts of decisions are left to a higher power.

skyliting:

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

I don’t know what is involved in the curse of Luigi but I have had more than enough bad luck lately.

skyliting:

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

I don’t know what is involved in the curse of Luigi but I have had more than enough bad luck lately.

(vía a-spoon-is-born)

kitchenlead216:

howtocatchamonster:

#i wanna live in russell crowe’s village

is poof an Australian homophobic slur?

It’s common in Great Britain too, but whether or not it’s a slur depends on connotation.

kitchenlead216:

howtocatchamonster:

is poof an Australian homophobic slur?

It’s common in Great Britain too, but whether or not it’s a slur depends on connotation.

tonidorsay:

radfemage:

tonidorsay:

There is something about shaving my husband that is just so freaking wonderful, even though the reason I am doing it is not.

Really.  Of course, he is the single hairiest man I have ever known, lol, and he can grow a full beard in like two days, so…

She is bringing the feminist movement backwards to a place where women dote on their husbands and cook and talk about nails and such.

Roflmao!

Poe’s law has to apply here.

Truly…

You know a trans woman can’t do a damn thing without getting some sort of criticism for it.

Tags: trans

grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

Another fun fact! People used to think that lesbians were of a non-binary gender, because they didn’t believe that women were capable of being assertive enough to make sexual advances!

(Fuente: babycocodill, vía thewomanfromitaly)

Anónimo ha dicho: why the hell would you want to see more of alex in oitnb, she threatened to RAPE someone she's such a gross person…

neoliberalismkills:

wait what? when did that happen??

That one time when she threatened to eat out Pennsatucky in her sleep in the middle of the night in the laundry room. That was pretty messed up.

Tags: tw: rape rape

secretpapi:

how do snakes have sex

They don’t have any particular mating rituals. The male uses its tongue to detect pheremones, and if he finds a female who’s fertile and ready for mating season, they kinda snake-wrestle as he’s lining it up, which can take hours or days (female snakes do resist the act, but that’s not too uncommon in animals that don’t derive pleasure from sex.) 

Once he’s got one of his hemipenes in, it will usually puff up to keep it inside, at which point the female resistance stops. After about an hour, he finishes and lays the egg inside (all snakes hold the egg inside for a while, although what happens afterwards varies.)

(Fuente: habibichic)